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Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5207 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 17:09:49 UTC This has been one of my favorite threads across many BOINC projects. What is your "spin" on this project? Tom M A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5207 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5216 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 17:34:53 UTC - in response to Message 5207. What is your "spin" on this project? I can honestly say I have been charmed. And sometimes it Quarks me up. And sometimes it feels like I am going down the drain into a black hole... A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5216 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Keith Myers Send message Joined: 10 May 20 Posts: 310 Credit: 4,733,484,700 RAC: 0	Message 5220 - Posted: 27 Mar 2022, 18:13:41 UTC - in response to Message 5216. Thank you for the humor Tom. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association) ID: 5220 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5260 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:14:19 UTC There once was a Lady named Bright She could travel faster than Light She left one day, in a relative way. And came home the previous night. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5260 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5261 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:16:36 UTC If you eject your Cat from your computer keyboard. Do you have a "Cat-apult"? A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5261 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5262 - Posted: 27 Apr 2022, 10:18:36 UTC I heard Great Aunt Sarah kicked the bucket? Nah. She just turned a little pail. ---He Haw A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5262 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Bobzilla Send message Joined: 13 Dec 20 Posts: 2 Credit: 67,043,667 RAC: 0	Message 5687 - Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 0:49:34 UTC An old man was speeding. When the cop turned around and put his lights on, the old man sped up. Realizing the cop wasn't going to drop it, the old man pulled over. The cop came along side his window and said " it's close to shift change, so if you can give me a good reason, one I have never heard before, why you were speeding and refusing to pull over, I'll let you go" The old man replied "years ago my wife ran off with a cop, I was worried you were trying to return her." The cop replied, "sir, you have a good day, stay safe, and drive carefully." I would rather have a free beer in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy. ID: 5687 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote

Tom M Send message Joined: 18 Jul 17 Posts: 138 Credit: 1,379,173,617 RAC: 0	Message 5695 - Posted: 3 Jul 2022, 14:48:42 UTC - in response to Message 5687. The old man replied "years ago my wife ran off with a cop, I was worried you were trying to return her." The cop replied, "sir, you have a good day, stay safe, and drive carefully." Ouch! A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Assoc.) ID: 5695 · Rating: 0 · rate: / Reply Quote